Sunday, January 29, 2012

Underworld: Awakening (2012) - Review


Really there's not much to say about this movie.

Do you enjoy endless CGI shots? An inconsequential storyline that takes a backseat to the lazy action? How about the complete lack of any connection to the movie in any way? Speaking as a non-fan of the series, I find it really hard to believe that anyone could really enjoy this movie. It's nothing. It's not even enjoyably bad, because it's technically not incompetent. It's just a big ball of blue camera filters and computer animated gore and nothing and nothing and nothing and nothing else. Oh but it's in 3D, so you can watch nothing...in multiple dimensions! Save your money and take a nap instead.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

But... Vengeance Returns... and Kate Beckinsale is hot :(

Bobby said...

Maybe Part 12 will be better :(